Shortly after Apollos defeat the Evil Megatron recruited Mr. They used to jam out on Thursdays until Rocky broke his snare drum.Ĭlubber Lang (a.k.a Mr. He became a world renowned hero when he teamed up with Aqua Mariner, Judge Reinhold, Daniel Craig, George Lazenby, and Jennifer Lopez, to defeat Greg Louganis from turning the whole world gay, which led to the Justice Society being formed.ĭisgusted in his protege's failure Megatron deserted Apollo Creed and Apollo immediately felt better and thanked Rocky for saving him from Evil. Apollo was granted his request but once again Rocky was victorious this time using the "we both fall down but only I get all the up" technique. Having been defeated Apollo immediately demanded a rematch citing he didn't get much sleep the night before. This is not accurate- the children had mistaken him for Willy Wonka and fearing for his life Rocky was fleeing to safety.Īs we all know Rocky defeated Apollo Creed using the patented " paper, scissors, stone technique" in a nail biting contest of nerves, strength, and balance. A common misconception is that he spent a lot of time running though the streets followed by children cheering him on as depicted in the documentary 'Rocky II'. In order to shape Rocky up to the task, Optimus Prime sent Rocky to see the greatest fighting masters of all time including Mr Mogwai, Bill Paxman, Bat Fink and Ringo Starr. At first Rocky was not willing, believing that he was not up to such a mammoth task but then when he was visited by Megatron, the evil leader of the Decepticons he changed his mind stating- "fucking hell, what a dick". One day Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots came to Rocky and told him that it was his destiny to became the greatest Autobot of all time and defeat Apollo Creed who was destined to become the greatest Decepticon of all time. While working there he fell in love with Adrian, one of only seven females in history to bear that name. His parents were hoping to raise a child star, and exploit him for tons of money but when they saw he couldn't sing or dance, he was sent to work at the local Box Factory which is where he learned the fabled art of boxing. His mother was a Rock and an accomplished Ballerina and his father was a Boa Constructor, hence his name- 'Rocky Balboa'. Rocky Balboa was born in a place called Filthydelphia, located in Bikini Bottom, and inhabited by a magical, mystical people known as Black People. A Rare picture of Rocky Balboa during his fight against Gollum.
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